~So don't cry to me ohhh baby. Your future is in a Oblong Box!~

“Fired...you got fired! AHAHAHAHHAHAA...”I cackle at Stewart when he shows up at our lair. The place I've been filming my promos for months to stay off of the radar. He doesn't look amused. Maybe he needs his bunny fluffed.

“I got fired because a writer said something he shouldn't have...”So prim. So proper. So full of douche that it's over nine thousand. “And then I made him eat my shoes for a few moments. I wouldn't be surprised if this was a setup.”

“A setup. Sureeeeee...more likely you forgot to take your pill...”He cuts a glare at me and I smile. I want him to do it. Come on. Do it! Do it! “Come on sweetums...why don't you take your liquid licorice and we have a party.”

“I would love to beat your ass...Seriously I would LOVE to...”That's a jab. I think that's a jab. I prefer a right hook...or a reach around. “But our friends already contacted me about this. We're switching things up a bit.”

“Meaning...”

“You're getting a manager.”

“Jarvis King finally realized he was better at being a hype man than a punching bag?”

“No...me...I left a provision in my contract. I have a manager's license that is approved by CWF so guess what. You're my first client.”

“Which means you get to be at ringside when Jimmy Allen walks down there...And you expect me to protect your ass.”

“If you don't...I'll issue the command.”...Oh this just got interesting. “Face facts Tax. Your former friends want me out of the way. They will try something this week. You will need to focus on protecting me or I promise you. They'll suffer worse than you will.”

“A threat is only as dangerous as the person who says it...”

“Then that makes me 'The Most Dangerous' one in the damn company then. Get to work...I brought some stuff that just might give you an edge this week.”

“Oh de joy...”I don't want to fight these three. I want to...wait...what did he just say...he mouthed something to me...oh yeah...no...I wanna. Yeah...Gonna kill em all...AHAHAHHAHAHHA...

We fade in on Stewart sitting in a chair. He adjusts his glasses with his red leather gloves and pops a white pill.

“Oh you thought I was gone. Hardly cretins. Now I know there is one person right now chomping at the bit to get to me so we're going to address that right now aren't we Tax?”

Ataxia appears in a single frame making a cross eyed tongue stuck out face right at an extreme close up distance and then it's back to Stewart in the chair.

“Jimmy Allen. Upset after all of this time and no one knows why. The truth is Jimmy. Let's be honest here what did you actually do in Boardwalk that was of any account. You were a traitorous little cunt there and you're an even more traitorous cunt now. Shadow trusts you? HAH! Not hardly. You see the truth of the matter is you know as well as I do that you couldn't even beat me back in the day. So the fact that you think you're going to win this match is as laughable as your father's wrestling career. Anyone related to that swine shit infested sub pump of a genepool isn't even worthy to be a carny much less a wrestler. Now I know you are going to be focused on me and my medication, but rest assured your fight is with Ataxia. Not me. Our circle will not be broken. It's funny really Jimmy. I thought you have realized by now. In the grand scheme of things...you're a never was.”

Ataxia appears again behind Stewart flipping off the camera and then grabbing his crotch while gyrating to the back of Stewart's head. Stewart doesn't even seem to care or notice. Ataxia cuts out again.

“Truth be told I expected more from you. I expect that Mac Bane killer instinct of doing something stupid, but it's all going to fall apart because of one thing. You fucking touch me and I promise you...a certain red head will not be seen in your future. Do we understand each other? Good. Now. As far as the other two so called champions. Let me clear this up for both of you. Take a dive. Autumn already has accepted the fact that she is going to possibly lose and I find that to be a showing of how smart she actually is. A perfectly capable and honest champion is what I wanted. I'm so glad she got the Impact Title...because to be honest it is the better title compared to the B belt that Troy wears. While I admire how you've pulled yourself up from your bootstraps Miss Raven...I have to say you still might need a little guidance. I am available after the match if you want to talk about some representation. However...there is one other problem that needs to be discussed.”

Ataxia appears with a noose around his neck. He's not hanging he just has it on as a tie. He holds up a sign saying “Help me...I can actually talk for myself jackass.” Stewart doesn't even bat an eye.

“We have Troy...and let's be honest here. I never cared for you. Oh it's not that you don't have a pedigree that would make any company want you, but the fact is your trash. You bring nothing to the table that we don't already have. Egomaniac? Have you met Jarvis King? Talented female wrestler. See the entire damn roster of women we have here. What do you bring to the table? What do you do? Oh spare me the history lesson because it doesn't matter. The queen b has the b belt and it hasn't dawned on her yet...it's the bitch title for a reason. The only belt that matters besides the world title in CWF is The Impact Title. Now I know you're going to come at me with some horseshit about misogny this and I'm a legend that and I don't give a flying fuck. You think you know me because I handled the booking here. Bitch...I will end you if you try to do anything to my client. I'm not like the rest of the wrestling managers and valets. You lay a hand on my boy out of line...and I'll end your fucking family. This circle will not be broken...it will expand. Trust me you raving rambling ridiculous reject from the refuse bin...You think you are the most important thing in CWF...I dare you to try and get famous. I dare you to try and go toe to toe with the real champion of CWF...”

Ataxia appears and holds up another sign. He's also wearing a shirt over his suit that says 'Captain Obvious'. The sign says “He's talking about me. I'm so sorry this is so dull...Hit him the balls. Small target. Steel toe. WHAMMO!”

“You all wanted to take me out of power. You don't know what's coming, but I promise you one thing. The circle will not be broken. It will expand. The question you three have to ask yourself is this...which one of you did I already turn into my next...client...Hehehehehehe...Ahahahhaa...AHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!

Ataxia appears again and holds up a sign saying “You're even doing the laugh wrong ya turd...”. He looks at the camera and makes some signs. If you read ASL it says. Help me...

Fin