Why? Why did you do it?
I got a better question for you. Why the hell not?
It's not like you really wanted to do this match anyways Gary? Oh sure. I know. You'll turn this around on me and say I didn't want to face you or I am ducking you.
The truth is. I just felt like beating the living hell out of you. I felt like it's time that you get a nice wake up call to reality. I figured that this guy hasn't had his ass kicked in a while and should probably get a nice re-acquaintance with where you belong. In the damn trash.
Just like that Legendary one who is not around anymore.
Do I have your attention now?
Let me spell this out for you. I don't care about this belt. I never really have. They said you are in a tournament. I said great. I win it. Then I have to claw and scrape my way to even defend it because no one gives a damn about it. Yet. The one person who does. Kiba. Has never once said a damn thing to me about this shit. Hell most of the refs don't even know the rules for a Hybrid Match.
Yet. Now. I see you. You wanted the National Title. You got a match for this. It's a shame really that even after I agree to something that a D.I. member still doesn't get what he wants. It's really refreshing to see that it's not just the rest of us lowlifes.
So I basically can beat the living hell out of you in a fun way and thoroughly enjoy myself. I am going to try really hard to crush you like I did your little friend. I mean it's not like the motivation I have for doing anything is to just screw with the system till I get something on my terms. Oh wait. That's you.
I guess turn about is well played eh?
Please Gary. Do tell me how horrible I am. How you don't get my plan. How you are going to burn me with your little parody of a show. Do keep up the charade. Because the best part is I don't have to wait on my plan. I don't have to be patient as long as I normally would be. You see. Rather or not you win. Rather or not you lose. I don't win with this.
We all do.
Because in less than two months. No matter what I do. No matter what happens to this damn federation. You will either have to break your word or you will never come back to pester anyone again.
And you have to be right Gary.
That's why we all win. Farewell forever to your whining.
So go ahead. Take this useless belt. I'll still have the one you want. You still don't get what you want. You still do not get the upper hand. All this is, Gary, is a lesson in futility.
The only thing you can really do about it Gary is try to stop me. Something even with all of your winning you haven't been able to do. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. The only real person in the D.I. that even remotely resembles a real champion is Miranda.
Yes. I complimented you my dear. Seriously. I'd tell you to pick better allies, but that's like the pot to the kettle isn't it?
Aside from a few still left outside of the sphere of stupidity that you call a stable who else do you really have left to face? It's only a matter of time before you face one of your own. With an organization as clogged and stupid as the D.I. it really is a matter of time before it tears itself apart. “So did the Axis!” No Gary. You didn't destroy the Axis. Nirvana being a whiny bitch destroyed “The Axis”, and two people decided to take their ball and go home.
You did nothing, but try to rig the deck. The only thing you've done is “earn” a set of tag team titles by someone else's hard work.
I applaud your brilliance at becoming a success without proving anything. It almost dwarfs me who has earned and defeated everyone the way that you say it should be done. Honorably. Oh sure you can bring up the lovely paper, rock, scissors incident. Oh did I take another insult from you Gary. Let me put this is a way you will understand.
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LOOK AT THE CREA-FREAKING-TIVITY!!!
Don't worry kids. I'll send out the super secret Ataxia decoder ring for you later.
“No fair he's copying me!”
No. Mine are all funny letters you did all funny symbols.
Smile. No one gives a damn.
I'm sure your going to stay something here and there that has no bearing on anything anyone really gives to flying fucks about Gary. In reality. It doesn't really matter. Because even if you do let us know in your promo. If it's something of any merit towards my person...I'll still have time to prepare for it!
Maybe I hit you a little to hard last week.
It must be nice to live in such a world of twisted understanding. Oh I live in mine to. There is no denying I don't think the same way you do. The difference is my thinking is actually here to advance things where as you are simply trying to clutch and hold onto your feelings of importance.
Must suck to be so impotent that you have to stand behind talent that isn't your own.
You've never beaten me. That's your only real threat right?
So come on. Give me something else? You always call me out for my philosophy Gary. Come on. Tell me. What does this give you over me? In the grand scheme of things has it stopped me? Has it changed anything? Has it not still set my goal within my grasp? From your closed off perspective probably. You still don't look at the big picture Gary. You still haven't gotten it yet. You still haven't let your mind.
Crack the code.
Come on Gary. If my plan is so simple. You should be able to figure it out. Take a step back. After all you looked at the word with my eyes once when you put on my mask. It can't be that hard. Maybe what you are really doing is just prolonging the inevitable.
Your end is coming.
“Well. If you never beat me it will haunt you for your entire career!”
You seem to be under the impression you are going to even be annotated in the eyes of history. It's not written by those who are right Gary. It's written by those who are left. You have been a really good pawn. I hate to lose you. I really do. You have no idea how much you have helped me get what I want. Hell. If not for you none of this could really be possible.
I don't think you will see it that way though. I think you will see it as you getting the better of me. Whatever helps you sleep at night. When the time comes and you see it. Because I know you. You will watch this. You will see you have done exactly what I have needed you to do.
“How am I going to help you destroy SFT?”
Got a better question. How are you going to stop me from destroying your legacy if you are a sitting on the couch. Is your word really worth letting me win?
Think on it.
Either way. We all win.
Ding. Dong. The Gary's soon to be gone.
It's just a matter of what you do with your last few weeks that matters right?
Enjoy spending some more time with Legend. The rest of your flock will be joining you both soon enough.
I would laugh at you to end this off, but really, it's like beating a dead horse. You know. That thing you do every promo. Heh.