I don't know why I am doing this.
Not the wrestling. Doing a second promo.
It really isn't needed, much like this match. You see Fluffy liked the fact that you tried to hurt me. Tried being the appropriate word because I am not in any pain from last week. At all. Oh you revealed that the doctor you keep seeing is your father. Whopdee shit. Oh you aren't crazy. Gee. A possibility that I figured as well. Oh we aren't going to pretend this was all staged like some cheap ass soap opera.
I think I saw this on Guiding Light.
Oh and he analyzed me! OMG! I AM SOOOOO SCREWED!!
You still have no fucking clue about me. Everything that was discussed is wrong. Wrong. Wrong! Then again you are so use to being wrong it wouldn't surprise me that you are just use to failing so bad that you have to be right otherwise you'd be a real loser.
Pride is your sin Jude. It's the same as everyone else. You have this view that you have done something to earn something and thus you are entitled to it.
Is it just me or do all you old people just like to compare things to things you have seen before instead of doing research?
Oh this dude is just like LegionNirvanaSuperGringoNumber37!
Gee. You think maybe looking past the fact I have a mask might actually be where the truth lies. I mean the only difference between you and I Jude is that I admit this is a lie. I take this shit off at the end of the night. Go home. Enjoy my life.
You just sit around trying to come up with cliches to make your audience give a damn.
Mine tune in simply because they know I steal the show. Every. Damn. Time.
Seriously though that was the twist? That was the payoff?! Did you get ghost written by M. Night? Because this sounds right up his alley of lame ass endings. I'm sorry but...Douche I am your father is all I heard ringing in my ears as soon as it went off. I didn't even rewatch it for a while because it just hurt my brain that fucking much.
You really think doing shit like this impresses people?
You think people give a flying fuck about your personal life?
Let me ask you all a question? Who cares who I really am? Is that really driving any of you right now? Does that really fucking matter to the world at large anymore? You don't want me to take off the mask. The idea of this “mask” is what makes you listen to every word I say. Now we got this bullshit coming through the pipeline because I got news for you. We all know when we are being followed with cameras. Hell you even fell into the WORST stereotype of today's pro wrestlers.
You had a talk about your opponent with one of your sidekicks.
World Championship effort here folks!
Now let's talk about what everyone really wants to know about. Let's talk about the truest of the true here. The fact of the matter is this. At Divinity Falls someone is taking a dive in a literal sense. Falling down from on high to hell itself. Sounds like a main event written for you doesn't it? Why not? They're practically handing you a title for being a failure last week anyway?
Oh did I point out the flaw in the logic again? I really need to stop doing that. It's making me unpopular at the water cooler.
The fact is you have all ready failed and that seems to be rewarded around here. How many times did Hayes get a shot at me before the world finally realized he can't do it. Is there no one else? Have I ran through everyone all ready? Have I proven the mockery of SFT is at it's highest yet?! Have I not done what I have set out to do?
No children. The Messiah Pariah still has many more trials to face. Technically I am the longest reigned champion all ready. Did anyone else remember I still have the Hybrid Title? I have the tag titles! I have everything that you all want save for the hardcore title! Why the fuck should I give two fucks anymore?
I want the fall.
I'm looking forward to it. You are a man of faith. In other words Jude...you fear death. You fear everything so you do every good thing you can do please the guy in charge and hope that he doesn't cast you down where you don't want to go. Let me tell you something that might just put you on your ear son.
Heaven or Hell exist on Earth. Right now I am in Heaven. Even if I fall I will still be there because it's one more day off my list of having to spend in this pit of shame that is SFT. You put yourself through Hell for a reward. I got news for you. When you die. Nothing you do will matter after fifty years. You will be some figure in your family history if you spawn, but in reality...no one will care.
Just like right now.
No one cares.
You found your daddy!
No one cares.
You found out your aren't crazy!
No one cares.
You tried to put trashtalk into a promo and failed miserably!
...well I kinda care about that cause it's laughable.
Point is your life means nothing to these people just as much as mine does. The difference between you and I is I understand this. You apparently don't get exactly what is at stake this times. Allow me to show you...