Chapter 2: Why she is a misinformed strumpet
The reason why she is a misinformed strumpet is because she is perhaps the dumbest pile of excrement next to that which spawned Lord Chamberpot Steven Nerdluck Gamble oh so many years ago! Perhaps instead of trying to be cute with little quips about trying to trashtalk someone she should focus on doing something of actual merit. Like working on her wrestling holds so she can back up her tiny words. Perhaps making sandwiches and getting in the kitchen is more to your liking. I know it would be mine but I don't let skanks work in my house.