...wow. Apparently I got under someone's skin.
Hehehehe. Oh this is so cute. It's almost like a shoot. It's almost like your actually trying to really push this monster thing like it actually matters to me.
My hand doth not shake from this fear you say I have.
You say you want to beat me up in my “locker room”. You say we can only win by gang tactics. Someone doesn't pay attention to things around here. Most of the time we prank people like Redd. Glitterbomb to the face. Such evil...evil...things to do to people.
So individually we can not take out your monster?
You really should do your research before you say something that fucking stupid.
Obviously you haven't looked in my past to well have you Polly wanna cracker?
I've destroyed every “monster” thrown at me. It doesn't matter how big and bad your fucking little toy is. I'm going to rape his undefeated streak. I'm going to take your monster's one thing that makes him a threat and take a huge massive crap on it.
Get ready to have Jacob Connelly lose something else to me.
The chance to end your little champion's reign of terror.
Oh sure. He can hit hard. So can Miranda. The thing is you saw what happens with that.
I laugh it off because nothing can hurt me!
Go ahead. Break my body and I will laugh in your face. I will get up. I will keep going. You do not want me to ruin your little toy so quickly do you?
He's the Action Champion after all? Which is an attempt at the Hardcore Title right? Which means your boy thinks he can be more brutal and violent than Ataxia right?
You know. I haven't really lost my temper yet. I would really hate to give Shadow a lawsuit from parent groups about violence on television.
Who am I kidding. It's a great idea.
Hey. No one says we can't go ballistic in this match right?
I mean I could end up paralyzing your little fucking bitch.
See. You say I should worry about him right?
Polly...what about you?
I don't have to hurt him to fuck him up right?
That's an old bad guy tactic right. If I were you I'd hide and not show my face at the pay per view. Because the fun thing about me. I can walk around backstage and no one knows who the fuck I am under this mask! I've walked past you a lot of times and you haven't figured it out yet. Each week I walk in and no one does anything because let's face it...
They don't want to see me lose my temper.
You apparently do though. See. I don't have to hurt your boy to beat him. All I have to do is finish you.
Dawn hasn't accepted anything yet. Let's look at the situation. Four people against the champion and it's a time limit. I can understand where that would be a problem for anyone including your boy if positions were switched.
Well...if your boy could get out from curtain jerking.
Which I doubt.
But...But...He beat this guy and this guy.
Take the tampon out of your holiest of holes please.
After all you say I'm afraid of your boy right? I should be scared of him? Why? Because he's bigger than me? Stronger than me? Hell...he's probably better looking than me to I wager. Wouldn't take much I make Igor look like Brad Pitt.
The point is what do I have to be afraid of? A bigger guy that me? I fought a seven foot tall shaved gorilla with Lion and let's face facts. If I can survive being grappled by that sweaty, smelly, disgusting body odor spewing pile of walking feces then what in the world can scare me now?
Another guy in a mask?
Nope. Not gonna happy Polly.
Am I disputing that your guy is going to hurt me. No. Am I disputing that I will be in a lot of pain after this match? No. Am I saying that your boy is going to truly best me and become World Champion?
Yes. Yes I am.
Because I know one thing. He might be able to beat up Dirk. He might be able to beat up Miranda. He might be able to beat up Dawn. Me? I seriously doubt it.
I also know another fact. You've been talking a big game and we have a new thanksgiving tradition with “The Axis”.
We grab a limb and make a wish.
He's big and bad but what if he loses a kneecap?
What if put to much pressure on his neck?
What if I break his fucking spine with a “E.R. Stat”?
See you can try to break me. It won't work.
I know stuff that you don't. I know that no one is going to walk out of this working properly except me.
Because I don't care. I've beaten so called “champions” before in this federation. Your boy beat up two washed up wrestlers.
The truth is despite what everyone thinks of this “child”, as you so wished to call me, the fact is I have never backed down from a challenge. I may have lost it but I have never ran from anyone.
So you're wasting your breath on trying to scare me.
Oh no I might get attacked before the match. Oh I really hope you do. I hope I get taken out completely. I hope I never have to see that stupid belt.
Fuck the World Title.
While we are at it. Fuck anyone who wants the stupid thing.
It's a waste of fucking time.
Fortunately I got nothing better to do.
So this match might actually be watchable if you can get past the carnage.
I know I will.