All right. I'll spare you guys the bullshit about opera. I know it'll make you upset to have to sit through some culture for once. After all we got the soap opera of Miranda to entertain us and Gary Mac...well Gary just rants a lot.
Matter of fact that's all you really do.
Which is sad coming from me the rant master, but at least I have something to say. I think it's funny that you and your partner have nothing really to say about me other than you don't understand the plan. I could be like Iago in Othello I guess if that would make it better.
Let's skip all the rehashed crap you are going to spew about the videos.
It's not important because I just did that to get you wound up like a child's toy. Let's talk plot. You know dramatic structure. Something you lack as a human being to understand.
Let's talk about what makes me better than you. I know how to space out a conflict. You just want to prove how good you are. Well! If you are so fucking good where the hell is the world title? You complain about me saying she sucks. Okay. What about you? What about the Gary Mac that has to prove something and prove that his stable is the best in the world? Why not face her?
Because you know you'd lose then your little streak would be over.
You are ducking her because you know you will lose. Why bother. You are leaving soon right?
Which is exactly what I could have hoped for. All of these people coming back. I've had a hand in it! Do you think it's just you! I've used you! I knew if I left with “The Axis” you'd bail like the little bitch you are. That's what pisses you off really Gary.
I said fuck you when the others ran like cowards.
Go ahead hit everyone you want.
I'll still stand and that will make you a liar.
That will make you want this even more. You want this title. Not because you want to be national champion. Not to go out on top. Because I have it. You talk shit about MMA. Where the fuck does a wrestler have room to talk about another sport. After all the crap we get about 'fake' and what not you might learn to shut the fuck up about something you don't understand. I've beaten men half to death in the ring and all you've ever done is play by the rules of this ring. I saw a challenge with Hybrid stuff. You. You scoff because you know your old ass would lose.
You are not a winner.
You are a coward.
You want the National Title. Fine. I'll give it to you. You want it! You got it! I get to pick the stipulations though. Since you can beat me! Since you can do all of these big things why don't you let me pick the field of battle!
Or are you a scared little bitch Gary?
So let's book this on Titans! If you think you are so unbeatable.
Excuse me a second.
KIBA! Learn to fucking promo you annoying rushed to the last minute little bitch!
God. Sorry Ace. Sorry Gary. I apologize for that. That is sub par work for even Redd.
Damn I hate people who can't do their job. Oh well. He's still possibly a better partner than Ace...
You're right I should bring a shovel. This is gonna end hilariously.
Oh well. Tag team belts to make you both feel significant blah blah blah.
I really don't care honestly. Not about the titles mind you. I care about fighting you two beause it's fun. Because the fans love it. Because the fans love it I fight you more. It pisses both of you off. Happy dance for me.
Enjoy your pathetic last minute rant.
I'm done. In before you could.
OHHHHH...I guess that makes you lazy huh Gary?
HA! HAH! HAH!