Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
See I can quote other people to make my promo seem more deep to. Does it help? No. Besides if you really wanted to go into a more in depth analysis of the true condition of your promo I would have suggested this one by Mr. Stoppard. 'It is better to be quotable than to be honest.' which I tend to disagree with because honesty is oh so much more fun to throw in people's faces than the lies which we tell them to try and seem intimidating.
You want to call me stupid. You talk of a cleansing fire. It must be nice to try and come up with a 'theme' for your promo. Tell me. Did you come up with the fire thing all by yourself or did Smokey the Bear ghost write for you again? Seriously. Was I supposed to be burned by all of these references. In all honesty I think you were wanting to choke me out with all this smoke you were blowing. Truth be told you can blow it out of you ass quite well, but the beauty about me is I don't choke.
That's your 'friends' game. Not mine.
See. I don't run away from my problems like you do. I don't go to a support group to keep myself from falling back into my sins. I don't hide behind anything. 'You wear a mask'. Yeah. So do you. The only difference is people can see mine. It's the same damn face you wear. It's that pretty mass of pink flesh under the makeup that I want to bleed.
Two differences between you and your predecessor. I don't have to half ass my fights with you to put on a good show. I don't have to hold back to get my goal. The other thing is that you have staying power...so far. One loss from me is what really broke her. When she realized that I had beaten her after all the times I toyed with her. Price-fucking-less.
With you. I wanted to prove a point. You want to talk about all the shit you pulled and all that you have done. Let me point out something here and now to you. You are not talking to someone who gives a fuck about any of your past. You are just another old man coming in here trying to 'remake' himself. A cleansing fire. Do me a favor. Come up with a better metaphor for what you are doing because fire is so played out even the non hipsters are laughing at your ass for being so damn tired. Then again I guess someone from the ICP era can't be original. After all that goes against your whole 'identity' right?
Hell. You aren't even you anymore. I've seen the tapes. You don't have it anymore and we all know it. Gust was on his way out and has been for years. Gary ran like a bitch when he found out that I choked him out and embarrassed him! Mother fucker had 'beaten' me over and over and over again and then when he wanted something I didn't want to give him to facilitate my plans I broke his precious little world. Gary Mac doesn't want to live in a world where someone like him loses to someone like me. That's the whole fucking point. Your Divine Intervention dominance was orchestrated by this guy in the mask. Fact of life. I've been playing everyone since I got here. Since Redd decided to stick his nose where it didn't belong. You want to talk about cleansing this and that and all this smoke and shit. Well how about I give you a little bit of burn control.
So how are you handling the pressure? I'm curious. Tell me. Do you smell the beer the patrons have in the front row and crave it still? I'm curious. I'm actually generally concerned for your wellbeing.
Oh shit. I forgot. We're suppose to play fair and not bring up stuff about each other's personal lives right. Fuck. I'm sorry. Tell you what. You go ahead and come up with something factual about me that is a flaw about me outside of the ring and I'll let it slide.
Oh shit that's right. I just exist to do this job. I can walk away from the celebrity and the pressure and you have to sit there and take it because dumb shit that you are has forgotten...face paint comes off.
Defeating Miranda was right. Good boy. You got some morals about you. That's sweet. That's kind. That's fucking pathetic. Thank you for moving my plans forward though it really helped out. Still counted on it though. That's the thing that you aren't grasping. The plan is not a burning. It's downright destruction. It's plain. It's simple. And I have you to thank for playing your predictable part so well.
Hell even if I don't win, you don't win, or god forbid I LET Hayes win...I still win.
Oh yeah you guys don't follow this. The whole point of this whole thing is not to win the world title. That's a short term goal for myself because let's face it any whore can win that damn thing.
I'm looking at you Andrew and yes Hayes that means you are less than a whore cause you haven't won it yet. Oh did I just insult myself? No. Because I've made sure I haven't gotten it until I actually need it. The best part about this plan is that I don't even need the world title to finish this place off.
Everything I need is coming to me and no matter what you can do I have countered it in my mind. There is no way to win. It is inevitable. Except for one thing.
See. Deep down. I don't think you want this place to survive either TGM. I think you want to be forgotten. I think you want it all to go away deep down so you can give up the paint and be the man you use to be. Maybe try and salvage your pathetic life and live out your days hiding in plain sight of the masses and every once in a while get told 'Hey didn't you use to be somebody' and then you can say yes or no depending on how ruptured your pathetic ego is.
It never ceases to amaze me how much you old farts just keep coming up with new things to say that have nothing to do with anything. I came back because...
And that's when we all stop listening because we all know for a fact that no matter what you say or do it's all about you being remembered. This whole thing is about a legacy that will not stand because let's face facts. No one gives a fuck about who is in the hall of lame now and no one will later on because it isn't going to matter.
You left. For whatever reason you left. I personally don't care, but you like to sit back and say I tore up the midcard of this place and got to the top quickly. Yay for you. You went through the special ed kids. Congratulations. You went through and did the underwhelming task of beating your way through DI to get the world title.
Ever wonder why I didn't try to put my foot down and fight for a world title match? Think about it. With everything that was going on I could have made my case and got it. The real reason is quite simple. I don't need it. You say you don't then pull a Hayes and drop the damn thing. You aren't here to save this place. You are here to use this place like the five cent whore it is to maybe find something you 'lost'.
I wish you could have lain down to...wait...laid down. I think that's what you meant right? Because that plus a few other things you said makes no fucking sense. Let's point out something to you that maybe you've missed. I don't need you to destroy SFT you dumb fuck. I've all ready used you to get what I want. Has that not sunk through or do I have to wait for you to dry out a bit before I can get some damn sense into your damn skull. I've got everything I have and need and you have helped me without even realizing it. Rather you win and retain doesn't matter. It's all over. It's finished. You've done got fucked up the ass and were kind enough to say thank you as I did it.
As for your teammates. Let me point something out to you. You want to make them seem so big and so bad. I took out that trash long before you started to declare war on them. Hayes is the last one standing and let's face facts. He sucks balls. He always has and he always will because he hides behind his mask like a good little conformist. Just like you are. The difference between you and I is quite clear. I'm honest and you're hiding.
Jeez. Using song lyrics to make your point. How fucking sad is it that I expect more from you in a war of words. Oh please don't get the dictionary. Hearing you say perpetual platitudes of pretentious puss proverbs would no doubt sound as ridiculous retarded as when Hayes attempts to sound smart. Stop lying kid. You got to Harvard cause you were good in the bitch position and that's it. So stop down talking those fans you want to like you so damn much. Back to you though Andrew. I want to know.
Deep in the night. When you sleep all by yourself and dream of your past. When your mind plays tricks on you. Does your friend still scream? Does the smell of burnt flesh creep into your nose? Tell me. Just what exactly do I have to fear from a man who fears what he himself can do?
ĎResponsibilities gravitate to the person who can shoulder them.í The real quote you should have used from Mr. Stoppard. The question is Atlas are you going to hold or just shrug it off? I am thinking the latter is the appropriate answer. Letís see how you can live in a world when I take what you hold so dear and make that step to the hall of lame even more of an obstacle for the likes of you!